[DON'T MIND IF I DO. Nami latches onto a wrist and turns for home.] I'll take that as a 'sure, why not?' Come on. You're filthy. And when was the last time you ate?

[And oh god, why is she mothering Zoro. She already has enough issues in that department, thanks very much B|]

[Darn. She stops and turns back to look down at him.] My name's Nami. And I'm a friend. Uh...it's complicated. But you don't know where you are, do you?

[...]

Not really, no. Heard about him some.

Guess that's not really all that reassuring, huh.

It's in East Blue. [Something to work with, something to work with... she doesn't really want to use the bit of knowledge she does know about Zoro's childhood unless absolutely necessary, so. She lets go of him and crouches down to face him.] Look...you just turned up here, right? This is a place that kind of... sucks people in from wherever they are. I'm also from East Blue, and I know who you are. All I'm offering is a roof over your head until you go home again.

Okay. [And she points a finger at Wado Ichimonji.] Is that the only sword you've got with you?

[She hopes the other two are in his bedroom at home, if not. Otherwise she might have to go on a hunt and see if they've turned up in the item shop.]

[Nami leads him all the way home, opening the door and letting him enter first.] We've got a room you can stay in, but first... take a seat at the table. I'll make you that sandwich.

[And investigate his room for sharp objects. :|]

[Hope you like that leftover roast from a couple days ago thrown into a sandwich with some cheese and lettuce, Zoro. Nami brings it back to the table and drops it down in front of him.] Here you go!

[And she'll leave him to eat while she goes to investigate his room and discover that yes, thankfully, his other swords are still here (and sorry, Zoro, but she's not sure if they're safe so she's gonna kinda stick them in the back of the cupboard okay |D) and then look through the house to see if there are other crew members around. T_T

...apparently not. Back she comes.] Taste okay?

Yep! Me and a bunch of my crew live here. They're all a bit weird, but they're nice people. You wanna drink to wash that down?

[S'all good. Nami's rapidly running out of things to say to a smaller'd Zoro. Because if you remember this later, she's going to feel so embarrassed okay :| Off she goes! It isn't long before she brings back two glasses of chocolate milk, and sits down opposite him with her own glass.]