First division commander of the Whitebeard pirates at your service.

Is that a problem?

[See all the fucks he gives about his scary reputation? No no, clearly he enjoys it.]

[Laughs.] Not if you don't find it so. It's really up to others to decide, just a statement of fact, eh? Anything else people make out of it is really their call.

Weirder than you know. [... True story.]

Eh, pirates are supposed to do whatever the hell they want. It's just that a lot of pirates take that as a license to be assholes. I find it more entertaining to simply defy expectations.

[That makes him narrow his already droopy eyelids.]

I don't let people fake this tattoo.

[It's a sticking point with him. Right down to beating Chameleone silly.]

Aye. [Slightly distant look as though he could see the flag on CH3 from here.]

He's my Pops, my father.

I don't have a Mom. But all my crew are adopted by Pops, so they became family, eh?

Of course we do. Haruta and a few others. [Oda don't prove me wrong on that please.] And Norma here.

Although mostly Pops just collects nurses. He likes the way they look better than doctors.

[... Yeah. Nurses are pirate swag. Deal with it.]

Haruta's a division commander. She uses a sword.

Of course. You don't get to be division commander without being as strong as a hundred men.

There's 1600 of us altogether and only sixteen commanders. Only the strongest and best leaders can become commanders.